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The Anti-Twilight SonnetTwilight is the worst book ever written,The Anti-Twilight Sonnet by Mononoke-Hime-15
The Queen of Mary-Sues is Bella Swan
She is extremely weak and needs her men
She almost died when Edward was once gone
The biggest cliche in teen books right now
Is the cold, handsome vampire boy crush
And he falls for the bland new girl somehow
There's nothing quite like sparkling in the bush!
The werewolf Jacob acts like he is four
And during all the books he is an ass
Who wrote this stupid, messed-up, bad folklore
Is the one question we must now all ask.
Her name is Stephanie Meyer, so look!
Let's kidnap her and she won't write more books!
|Might as well start one of these, pretty much everything donated here will go towards me commissioning lots of artists. |
As for points goal, I don't really have one in mind. I'll start with 100. Anything will be greatly appreciated!